Girls Unscripted

nothing good can come from this

There’s nothing wrong with that statement.

So, my brother (Daniel), Ortego, and I are watching Star Wars II. This ensued.

Daniel: Could you imagine being the most powerful and intelligent person for a thousand years? Yoda is so bad ass.

Ortego: I’d rather be Harry Potter.

Me: …

Daniel: …

Ortego: Well, not Harry Potter, but a wizard.

Daniel: You’d rather be a wizard?

Ortego, shrugging: There’s nothing odd about that statement. I’d rather be a wizard than a Jedi.

Then came a long andĀ viscousĀ argument about a battle between a wizard and Yoda. It was epic. There was talk about Yoda changing the molecular patterns of the air.