So, my brother (Daniel), Ortego, and I are watching Star Wars II. This ensued.
Daniel: Could you imagine being the most powerful and intelligent person for a thousand years? Yoda is so bad ass.
Ortego: I’d rather be Harry Potter.
Ortego: Well, not Harry Potter, but a wizard.
Daniel: You’d rather be a wizard?
Ortego, shrugging: There’s nothing odd about that statement. I’d rather be a wizard than a Jedi.
Then came a long and viscous argument about a battle between a wizard and Yoda. It was epic. There was talk about Yoda changing the molecular patterns of the air.