Me: Daniel, did you hear they’re finally making a movie out of The Giver?

Daniel: No. I never read that book.

Me, shocked: You’ve never read…

Daniel: I was always too upset that it wasn’t The Guyver.

Ortego: *Uncontrollable laughter*

Me: …

Daniel: You know, Mark Hamill was The Guyver? There were like three of them. He did it right after Star Wars.

Me: … Are you kidding me right now?

Daniel: I even thought the old man on the front cover was Mark Hamill.

Me: …

Me: What?

Daniel: Please tell me you know what I’m talking about.

Ortego: *Uncontrollable laughter*

~Anna