Me: Daniel, did you hear they’re finally making a movie out of The Giver?
Daniel: No. I never read that book.
Me, shocked: You’veĀ never read…
Daniel: I was always too upset that it wasn’t The Guyver.
Ortego: *Uncontrollable laughter*
Me: …
Daniel: You know, Mark Hamill was The Guyver? There were like three of them. He did it right after Star Wars.
Me: … Are you kidding me right now?
Daniel: I even thought the old man on the front cover was Mark Hamill.
Me: …
Me: What?
Daniel: Please tell me you know what I’m talking about.
Ortego: *Uncontrollable laughter*
~Anna