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Girls Unscripted

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August 25, 2012
by Anna
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Dr Seuss, Psychologist

Ortego: I want to write a book of really depressing Dr. Seuss poems. No shovel, nor spade, Nor rusted up blade Can fill up the hole That my father has made. You know, in my heart? Because he left me? … Continue reading

August 23, 2012
by Anna
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Obviously a rustic sort of abstract depiction of an iconic robot on cream cheese is not the usual path…

So yesterday I made a cupcake ice cream cone for my niece’s first birthday. Came out pretty nice, didn’t it? Cupcakes are my thing. I can’t do those fancy dancy cupcakes that are damned beautiful (even if they don’t look … Continue reading

August 20, 2012
by Anna
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secret talent

So today the family and I were driving back from Petite Jean mountain after a day up on the vistas. (By the way, Bear totally walked while we were up there. Just saying. Big news.) On the drive home, I … Continue reading

August 16, 2012
by Anna
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dear every scriptwriter on the planet,

I would like to ask an¬†apparently¬†humongous favor: Will somebody please write a TV show in which a romantic couple gets together, is happy, and stays that way? Whatever happened to the phrase “and they lived happily ever after?” There’s a … Continue reading

August 10, 2012
by Anna
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I’m just saying…

Okay, so I don’t usually get on my soapbox cause I’m generally a laid back kind of gal. But seriously, let’s have a non-biased, academic look at an issue that I wish people would just shut the fuck up about. … Continue reading

August 3, 2012
by Anna
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chicken aprons?

Oh my sweet zombie Jesus so much has happened in the past week and a half. The entirety of which I had no internet upon which to vent. Let me begin by reminding my scant readers that I had mentioned … Continue reading

August 1, 2012
by Anna
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okay, christina…

Okay Christina. I’ve been without internet for a week. What’s your excuse? Also, look forward to my next epic post sometime tonight or tomorrow. ~Anna