So, I wear contacts, right? The kind that I can leave in for days at a time. But, once or twice per week, they have to be taken out because I”m too cheap to waste money on the really nice kind that can stay in for a month at a time.
Also, I have really shitty eyesight.
So, tonight, after taking out my contacts, Ortego and I were laying in bed and I was playing spider solitaire on my phone with my really shitty eyesight. Here follows our conversation:
Me: You know what really sucks about my eyesight?
Me: I have to hold my phone close enough that I can see it, but I have to hold it so close that the screen hurts my eyes.
Ortego: Yeah, that does suck. You know what sucks about MY eyesight?